mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself